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Live Tweeting Escape From Tomorrow
2 CommentsHi friends,
Here’s the geekiest, silliest blog post I’ve ever written. I watched the new film Escape From Tomorrow tonight on demand, and decided to “live tweet” my thoughts during the flick. (Any time you want to chat with me live, you can find me on Twitter at @MouseChow. I’m almost always around.)
If you missed it, here’s the play by play. Feel free to follow along as you watch it for yourself. It’s not a great movie – don’t say I didn’t warn you. And yes, there are spoilers.
Here goes:
Opening montage – Big Thunder Mountain #EscapeFromTomorrow
Quick images of SSE interspersed with Big Thunder montage. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Uh oh – Haunted Mansion images in the open sequence – spooky. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Opening scene – our hero is staying at the Contemporary, overlooking Magic Kingdom. Obviously disturbed. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Sweet kids locked Daddy out on the balcony while Mom keeps sleeping. Good thing Dad has his cell phone. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Every guest at the Contemporary has SARS and is entering the monorail. Monorail Gray obviously. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Photopass of family with the castle – wonder if the photographer was an actor? #EscapeFromTomorrow
Family is going on Snow White’s Scary Adventure. I’m jealous. #EscapeFromTomorrow
OK seriously, Winnie the Poo is totally scary, even not in black and white. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Hubby’s trying to get some on Poo, and my husband is saying, “See, it’s not just me!” #EscapeFromTomorrow
Jim is freaking out on It’s a Small World. Uh oh. Familiar feeling. #EscapeFromTomorrow
I wonder how many people have actually freaked out on Small World for real? I bet Jim’s not alone. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Somehow Jim and his family went from Florida to California in the span of seconds. This IS a freaky movie. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Jim has very bad language in front of the child. No wonder he’s the Bad Seed. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Jim is mesmerized by the tween ‘ho’s at the Tomorrowland Speedway. This is unrealistic – kid thinks the cars are fast. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Yea! Tiki Birds! Nothing bad can happen here, right? Hey…that water spout is sort of suggestive. I never noticed. #EscapeFromTomorrow
No wonder he doesn’t dig his wife – she’s wearing multiple fanny packs. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Oh no! Jim is ditching his kid in Push the Garbage Can! #EscapeFromTomorrow
Dad “made” me go on Space Mountain. Yeah, right. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Little girl didn’t eat. I know why – they’re in Magic Kingdom. Girl has taste. #EscapeFromTomorrow
I’m really jealous of all of these people on the raft headed to Tom Sawyer Island. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Bringing back memories of chasing my 4-year-old through those caves. What a friggin’ nightmare. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Poor Sarah almost got run over by an EV! It’s just like @JKDisneyHip and @KJDisneyhip ‘s daughter all over again. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Does this nurse know something we don’t? That was some amazing acting. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Where did Jim get that tiny turkey leg? Definitely not at WDW. #EscapeFromTomorrow
This lady on the bench is creepy. Hypnotizing Jim with her bosom jewel. Ew. #EscapeFromTomorrow
OK – just turned way creepier. Find my hidden Mickey! #EscapeFromTomorrow
Somehow they took a Friendship boat from Epcot to the Contemporary. #EscapeFromTomorrow
I don’t recognize this pool – maybe one of the small pools at the Poly? Better not let the resort police catch you! #EscapeFromTomorrow
Jim’s wife is kind of a bitch. I’m pretty sure she’s got good reasons considering Jim’s wandering penis. #EscapeFromTomorrow
I really see nothing wrong with the wife’s demeanor. She’s pretty much me at Disney. 10 minutes, Jim! #EscapeFromTomorrow
OK, the balconies at the Contemporary do have a pretty awesome view. Probably greatly improved by several beers. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Wow, I’ve never thought SSE looked like a giant testicle. Man is disturbed. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Finally, Jim is acting normal. Getting drunk in Epcot and trying on the fez in Morocco. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Yea! Jim got a giant beer at Biergarten. Why don’ they have another family at their table? #EscapeFromTomorrow
These princesses have better costumes than the real ones. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Grand Fiesta Tour! Nothing crazy better happen here. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Mary Blair makes Jim hallucinate. He shouldn’t have stayed at the Contemporary. #EscapeFromTomorrow
OK, wife now seeing freaky stuff. Must have had a bad margarita at @cavadeltequila #EscapeFromTomorrow
Just so you know, you might not want to use the hand dryers in the men’s bathroom near the Mexico pavilion. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Poor Jim. He found out he lost his job while at Disney. At least my company waited until the day I got back. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Disney seems to bring out the worst in this family. My husband says he’s never going back. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Hey, they’re leaving before Illuminations! #EscapeFromTomorrow
Yeah, Soarin’! Nothing creepy better happen on this ride. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Wait, I don’t remember that scene…#EscapeFromTomorrow
Is this the version of Soarin they play during Illuminations? I’ve never seen it. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Why is creepy Jim into this little 13 year old girl? SSE is imploding before letting him do something nasty with her. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Where’s Sarah? Did she go ride Livin’ With the Land? #EscapeFromTomorrow
Wow those CMs tazed Jim’s little spaceship earths. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Ooooh, is this the true inside of SSE? I always suspected that Siemen’s was doing something evil in that ball. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Does the scientist with the yellow tights and black go-go boots work in this lab? #EscapeFromTomorrow
This must be the “climax” of the movie. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Weirdly, I can smell Illuminations just watching it. #EscapeFromTomorrow
I don’t think I like this new Illuminations soundtrack. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Jim just took the friendship boats over to the Swan and Dolphin. This must be where the “Presidential Suite” was. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Sarah makes a very cute Sleeping Beauty. Maleficent is creepy. #EscapeFromTomorrow
I’m not surprised that this nasty lady was a former Sleeping Beauty. She has the teeth for it. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Back to the Contemporary. This day really was hellish. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Jim is sort of sweaty. Maybe the air conditioning doesn’t work at the Contemporary. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Those turkey legs are catching up with Jim. @GoTeamMegan , you’re right I should have stopped. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Elliot is a mama’s boy. Jim shouldn’t have made him ride Space Mountain. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Wow, that cat flu is nasty stuff. #EscapeFromTomorrow
These Disney CMs are serious about cleanup. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Dammit, I KNEW those pins were evil. #EscapeFromTomorrow
Rope dropping Epcot…this is the happiest movie ever! #EscapeFromTomorrow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH The End. A dream is a wish your heart makes…Â #EscapeFromTomorrow
@EscapeTomorrow So I was snarky through the film, but truly it was fun. Quite a feat, too. Thanks for a good time! #EscapeFromTomorrow
So that’s it! Hope you had fun following along.
Super brief review: In general, I think for a low-budget “horror” movie it was OK. No Blair Witch Project, but I have a soft spot for WDW which helps it a bit. The high point for me was probably the Gran Fiesta Tour scene. Low point – the nurse.
The comparisons to David Lynch are waaaay overpromising. If you really want a David Lynch movie, watch a David Lynch movie. In fact, I think I may need to rewatch Blue Velvet to see how it’s really done.
So what did you think?
A Solo Introvert at Walt Disney World
19 CommentsInspired by episode 51 of the Disney Hipster Podcast, I started thinking back to all of the times I’ve been to Walt Disney World by myself. Over the past 5 years I’ve probably been to Disney alone more than 5 times, and I have to admit, I sort of love it.
I’m a total introvert, and generally enjoy being alone. Don’t get me wrong, I love my friends and nothing makes me happier than hanging with my family. But there is something fabulously decadent about being alone in my favorite place on Earth, with time to do exactly what I want on my own schedule. So back in January when I found myself traveling to Orlando for a conference, I took the opportunity to travel a day early to visit Disney.
So first question – where to stay? My friend Disney Hipster Andrew posited that maybe it is somewhat bourgeois to stay at a deluxe resort alone. I say, LET ME EAT CAKE! So I booked Disney’s Beach Club Resort for my solo stay. I’d never stayed there, and it’s an easy 5 minute walk to Epcot’s International Gateway. Plus I had a great off-season rate for a room with a view of the parking lot.
I arrived at the Beach Club at around noon, checked in, dropped my bags, and headed to Magic Kingdom. My agenda? (1) Eat lunch at Be Our Guest, and (2) Experience attractions I’ve never ridden before.
So first thing I did when I entered the park? Walked right up to the Walt Disney World Railroad train station, and hopped a steam train to Fantasyland. (I’d never ridden the train!) Is there anything more charming than riding a steam train around Magic Kingdom? No there is not.
My first stop was Be Our Guest for lunch. Now listen up, all of you who won’t eat alone in restaurants. You can do it, really. I’ve dined alone for the tasting menu at Fleur by Hubert Keller – you can sit alone anywhere. Just keep yourself busy if you’re at all self-conscious. I know you have a smartphone. Take pics of your food and look like you’re busy uploading them to Facebook. Tweet your whereabouts so everyone can be jealous. Read email. Eavesdrop on the tables near you. You’ll be fine. (If you need more encouragement, here’s one of my favorite songs – Dine Alone by Quicksand. Listen to it to get pumped before dinner.)
At Be Our Guest, I busied myself by taking tons of pics and checking out the menu while in line.
Oh, and another great thing about being alone – you can choose to wait in line or not wait in line for as long as you like. When with kids you might be tempted to avoid a half hour line for lunch because they’re hungry, and therefore end up somewhere that you didn’t really want to be. Or you might be stuck with a group who really wants to wait when you would rather do something else. When you’re alone, you can just do what you feel like doing. It’s pretty nice.
OK, so after ordering, I wandered around to each of the dining rooms to check them out, and took more pics. When dining alone, I really enjoy being able to sit on a banquette against a wall that overlooks the rest of the dining room. For some reason I feel less self-conscious and just more comfortable. Plus it makes it easier to people-watch.
Quick pics of the food:
So after eating, I started hitting all of the attractions I’d never before experienced (mostly around Fantasyland.) I finally went on It’s a Small World (wow, why did I wait so long?? It’s a classic for a reason – loooooved it), Mickey’s Philharmagic (from the lens of someone who doesn’t have any nostalgia around this, it occurs to me that all 3D movie attractions are now passé) and Country Bear Jamboree (a rip-roarin’ good time. Wish I’d seen it pre-update.)
Then I proceeded to ride my favorite attractions that my family doesn’t love, like Tiki Birds, Jungle Cruise, and Tomorrowland Transit Authority peoplemover.
A quick stop back at Beach Club to jump in the pool and change for dinner, and I was off to Epcot!
The only awkwardness I experienced at Epcot was at Rose & Crown. I stopped in at the pub for a pint. The crowd was very raucous and much younger than me, and mostly interested in hooking up with the hotties at the bar than chatting. It was sort of a drag. Their conversations weren’t even interesting to eavesdrop on. I finished my beer and left to walk around World Showcase.
I ate dinner at Katsura Grill in the Japan Pavilion. This is a fantastic spot to stop for a bite alone. I sat on the beautiful patio and slurped my noodles (and sake) in peace. It was some welcome quiet after the crowd at Rose & Crown.
After dinner I shopped around World Showcase, spending as much or as little time in each store as I wanted. (I loaded up on gifts for my anime-obsessed kiddo at Mitsukoshi. Trip-guilt hits hard every time I’m in Disney alone.)
I ended my evening at Cantina de San Angel in the Mexico pavilion with chips, guac, Corona, and Illuminations.
The next morning, I was up early for the Segway tour around Epcot’s World Showcase! (Sadly this tour has been discontinued.) Tours are a fantastic way to spend time at Walt Disney World when you’re alone. The groups are typically very small, and everyone is focused on the tour guide and what they’re doing, especially on the Segway tour where the focus for the first hour was just learning how to ride the thing without falling on our butts. No one will think you’re weird for doing the tour alone, and even a total introvert may end up striking up a conversation with others on the tour. I ended up chatting with an older couple from Minnesota who were there without kids or grandkids just because they love Disney. Their friendliness overrode my standoffishness and it was pretty nice.
After the tour, I headed back to the Beach Club to check-out and grab my bags. But before saying goodbye to Disney and heading to my conference, I made one last stop. Lunch at the counter at Beaches & Cream.
So really – if you have the chance to go to Disney World alone, don’t let your fear of feeling awkward keep you from having a fantastic time. See it as a chance to do whatever you want on your own timetable. Wander, look at details you’ve missed in the crush to ride every ride, chill. Or as I’ve done on other trips (especially at Universal), take advantage of single-rider lines and ride every thrill ride you can. Take a tour, read a book on a bench and soak in the atmosphere, spend as much time as you want in Innoventions.
No one will even ask you to share your school bread.
Have you been to Disney alone? What did you do? Any advice?
MouseChow Ratings:
- Be Our Guest restaurant – 3 mice
- Katsura Grill – 4 mice
- Cantina de San Angel – 2 mice
- Beaches & Cream – 3 mice
Wordless Wednesday – Luau at the Polynesian – 2 Mice
11 CommentsThe Focused on the Magic (almost) Wordless Wednesday blog hop theme this week is ‘E’, so we’re hopping along with Eating and Entertainment!
Inspired by my Twitter friend @Kelmour’s question this week, “Any thoughts on the luau at the poly?”, I thought I’d answer for others as well.
The “Spirit of Aloha” dinner show at the Polynesian is the show that inspired me to designate 2 Mice as “Worth a visit for the theme or show, but maybe you should eat elsewhere.” If you’re looking for delicious food, look elsewhere. If you’re looking for a fun show and great atmosphere, then head to the luau!! We had wonderful seats and really enjoyed the show. The drinks were just OK, but definitely better than the wilted salad and mediocre BBQ. We LOVED the pineapple coconut bread, and could have eaten that all night. The good news is that you can use your Disney Dining Plan for the show.
So rather than a bunch of food pics, I’ll show you the fun instead.
Feel free to link up below!
Announcing the MouseChow Meetup at EPCOT Food & Wine!
1 CommentHi Friends! I’m getting so excited for the EPCOT Food & Wine festival this year. I haven’t been to Disney World since February, after having visited four times last year. I’m having serious withdrawal.
This year I’ll be touring, eating, drinking, and generally carousing with one of my best friends, without kids! I absolutely can not wait.
But what could make this party even better? Meeting YOU! Wouldn’t that be cool? Sitting around, drinking, chatting about Disney food, while IN Disney….hmmm…what could I add to this extravaganza of awesome that would make me even happier? That’s right, KARAOKE! Â (I feel like George Costanza planning to have sex while eating a sandwich and watching TV.)Â
So here’s the plan. Sunday October 28, 2012, my friend and I will park ourselves at Kimono’s at the Swan at around 9pm. Then, you’ll stop by at some point in the night (maybe you’ll catch a Friendship boat over to the Swan after Illuminations) and we’ll have a rip-roaring good time. You may have to hear me sing. There will be Kirin Ichiban and sake and kappa maki. And maybe a couple of giveaways. Maybe we’ll get to hear you sing!
So be there or be square! Drop me a line at dawn@mousechow.com and let me know if you can make it. Hope to see you there!
Dawn (a.k.a. MouseChow)